The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

Finally!! The last one!!

Do you remember the movie Neverending Story? Ok, now picture yourself watching the last 45 minutes of LOTR and imagine yourself with pain! Pain? YES, PAIN!! Because you have the urge to pee as soon as possible and it hurts and this movie is like the neverending story and even if you cross your legs it doesn’t help!! T_T

I wasn’t the only one to feel that way. We had a crisis, we were in pain but we managed somehow to survive to tell the story. Long live the toilet right beside the exit door of the cinema!!

Ok, the Fellowship destroyed the evil and the ring. You think: finally, that is it… NOT!! Aragorn has to marry Arwen, so they can live happily ever after, and become a king. »Ok«, you think, »so this is it«… NOT!! Still there is Frodo that has to go on some kind of boat but obviously in slow motion (was it because I had to pee that I saw him walking slower than a snail or the scene was actually filmed that ‘’fast’’?)

Ok, now we’ll see the ending credits right? HAHA, NOT REALLY!! (It was like hearing Ashton Kutcher screaming »Punked!!« right behind our backs). The pain was getting stronger! Every second it’s like ten minutes long (seriously, this is something I would never wish to my worst enemy).

You can't be serious right, can you?!

The last, or I think was the last (I think the pain made me lost some fragments of the movie), scene is Sam happily running around with his family and Gandalf coming by to see how he’s doing.

As you can imagine I couldn’t really enjoy the last part of the trilogy and I’m not even that interested to see it again. Might be the trauma I have suffered O_o (and I believe I was not alone!! I think the whole row have suffered the same way, or for what I know at least four more people).

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